Wherein Classixx played lovely music in my lovely town and people danced.
I hope that my night will look like this this evening…
The Fun's All Hated And The Hats Are All Fun
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Keith:
I know!
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I'm also kind of an asshole
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me:
well, I am a fun-hater
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it's why I am trying to assemble some people I like so that there can be massive
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amounts of fun-hating
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which is different from fun-hatting
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Keith:
only just
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me:
no, very
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I have an Associate's in fun-hatting
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(I wrote the manual on fun-hating, though... how weird is that?)
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Keith:
I'll bet that opened up some sweet career opportunities
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contradictory!
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me:
it did because now I am paid to hate fun while wearing fun hats!
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but you already know this, as you are my employer
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Keith:
GET BACK TO WORK
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me:
i haven't left!
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my hat is so fun and I'm miserable!
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Keith:
that's what I like to hear
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me:
well, I couldn't do it without you, boss.
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Keith:
teamwork!
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me:
wait, what's our team's name?
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Keith:
well name-thinking is obviously your job, I'm just a figurehead
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me:
a figurehead with lots of cash!
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I don't think you want me in charge of naming the team
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because I will come up with the stupidest shit possible
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and you will be upset.
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Keith:
I don't pay you to make excuses!
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me:
it's not an excuse, it's the truth!
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"Team Stupid Tuna"
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Keith:
I don't pay you to speak the truth!
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me:
see? you hate it!
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Keith:
perfect!
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and it's accurate
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which reminds me
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I'm still hungry