Wherein Classixx played lovely music in my lovely town and people danced.
I hope that my night will look like this this evening…
The Fun's All Hated And The Hats Are All Fun
- Keith: I know!
- I'm also kind of an asshole
- me: well, I am a fun-hater
- it's why I am trying to assemble some people I like so that there can be massive
- amounts of fun-hating
- which is different from fun-hatting
- Keith: only just
- me: no, very
- I have an Associate's in fun-hatting
- (I wrote the manual on fun-hating, though... how weird is that?)
- Keith: I'll bet that opened up some sweet career opportunities
- contradictory!
- me: it did because now I am paid to hate fun while wearing fun hats!
- but you already know this, as you are my employer
- Keith: GET BACK TO WORK
- me: i haven't left!
- my hat is so fun and I'm miserable!
- Keith: that's what I like to hear
- me: well, I couldn't do it without you, boss.
- Keith: teamwork!
- me: wait, what's our team's name?
- Keith: well name-thinking is obviously your job, I'm just a figurehead
- me: a figurehead with lots of cash!
- I don't think you want me in charge of naming the team
- because I will come up with the stupidest shit possible
- and you will be upset.
- Keith: I don't pay you to make excuses!
- me: it's not an excuse, it's the truth!
- "Team Stupid Tuna"
- Keith: I don't pay you to speak the truth!
- me: see? you hate it!
- Keith: perfect!
- and it's accurate
- which reminds me
- I'm still hungry
